Police ko mat batiye gaon mein badnaami ho jaayegi. Desiporn Ek baar main Jharkhand aur Bengal ke border par ek site par tha.Woh bohut pichda hua ilaka hai aur log bohut hi sadharan se hai. Izzat aur naukri dono jaayegi.” Woh dar gayi boli, “Nahi sahab main karti hu.” Maine kaha, “Haath se nahi karna hai.”Toh woh boli, “Fir?” Maine kaha, “Mooh se karna hai maalish.” Woh boli, “Kya? Paani nikalne ke baad us ke mooh se haath hataya aur gaand se lund bahar nikala.Maine usko aur 500 rs diya aur bola, “Mujhe apni gaand dene ke liye.” Usne 500 rakh liya lekin boli, “Sahab gaand mein bohut taklif ho rahi hai.” Maine us ke hoton ko chumma aur bola, “Jao aaram karo.”Us shaam ko fir 2 round usko chut mein chodaa.
