Abhi aa jao neeche, isko ponch ke jaate hai.Main: Thank god, bach gaya.Aur maine aunty ke saamne hi lund ko chhupa diya andar. Desiporn Thodi der baad aunty pant leke aayi, aur pata nahi kyu aunty ke chehre pe alag hi smile thi. Fir aunty boli-Aunty: Aao beta, andar aao. Ab main waise hi pant pakad ke khada tha. Aur shopping is diwali mein, matlab aur 2 ghante. Bathroom mein jayega, to sab geela ho jayega.Fir aunty silayi machine ki taraf dekh ke kuch karne lagi. Usme karte hai saaf safayi.Main: Nahi aunty, pant ke andar sirf underwear hai.Aunty: Arre waah! Waise gaon mein bas badi mummy aur bade papa rehte hai.Aunty: Haa beta, chalo tum bhi.Main bola: Theek hai aunty, main ghar pe pooch ke batata hu.Aunty: Kanan diwali ki shopping bhi karni
